Welcome to The Inanity Club

Membership Application/Questionnaire

Inanity Club provides an on-line meeting place where desirable, stylish, sophisticated and generally inane women can meet each, mock and ridicule non-Club members (as well as other members), share the joys and disappointments of their lives, rate the members of non-members, and otherwise waste their time. The officers of Inanity Club have no particular interest in your personal lives, and resent the time they spend processing your information. However, we recognize that many of you feel a need to tell us about yourselves anyway. So this Application/Questionnaire provides some guidelines of information you may want to submit to Inanity Club if you feel so compelled.

To be clear, It is NOT necessary to submit a completed Application/Questionnaire in order to join Inanity Club. In fact, doing so may actually increase your chances of being black-balled. But in the spirit of sisterly love, here is the Inanity Club Membership Application/Questionnaire.

Inanity Club Pledge Questionaire

Instructions: There are 2 parts. Part 1 is your vital statistics. Part 2 is the actual Inanity Club interview. Answer the questions in as much detail as you desire. Please, take your time. Remember, the less you say, the less you will waste the time of the Inanity Club officers. Any informtion you provide in response to this questionnaire may be posted in your Inanity Club member listing, and/or sold to any telemarketers who are willing to come through with a little scratch.

Part 1 -- Vital Statistics
Name (yours):
Nickname (current):
Nickname (high school):
Email address:
Website:
City (name any):
State (name any):
Country (name any):
Birthday (mm/dd/yy):
Age (does not need to agree with birth-year):
Age when virginity was lost:
Height:
Weight (cricle one): anorexic bulimic fat
Measurements:
Genetalia:
Dress Size:
Shoe Size:
Number of pairs of shoes owned:
Blood Pressure:
IQ:
Number of Fingers (circle one): fewer 10 more
Number of Toes (circle one): fewer 10 more
Favorite Fashions (barnyard animal, clown, etc.):
Favorite Makeup:
Nail polish color right now:
"I hate my father!" (cirle one): YES SOMETIMES NO
Favorite Movie(s):
Favorite Sexual Positions/Activities:
Hobbies:
Super Powers:
Tatoos/Piercings:

Part 2 -- Inanity Girl Interview

  1. How would you classify yourself? Animal / Vegetable / Mineral? Something else?
  2. How old were you when you first started dressing yourself? Tying your own shoes? Bathing yourself? How old were you when you began showering instead of bathing? Are you completely naked when you shower?
  3. Do you go out in public? If yes, how often, and do other people know?
  4. Are you married and with a supportive spouse/SO? Does he/she cheat on you? (Girl, does he/she have you fooled!)
  5. If you could say anything to the inane community, what would it be? Do you think they would listen?
  6. Are you active or involved with any support group, therapist, or psychiatrist? If so, tell us a little about it. (Please address both your theraputic AND sexual activities.)
  7. Have you thought about being a girl permanently? Have you thought about permanent make-up? Have you thought about getting a permanent for your hair?
  8. Would you be offended if an officer of the Inanity Club asked you out?
  9. To you, is a good dressing down fun, serious or both, and why?
  10. What are you looking for by joining the Inanity Club? What are you running away from? Go ahead, open up, you can trust us!
  11. If you are not black-balled or ejected, what qualities will you bring that will enhance the Inanity Club? Would you please consider not doing that? Because really, we're quite happy with the way things are already.

The Inanity Club tries to present to the Inane Community an exclusive, desirable, stylish, sophisticated and an otherwise self-important group of women. For the Inanity Club to achieve that presentation means that the membership must avoid dealing with those very differences mentioned above. Differences or diversity only will make us, The Inanity Club, different or diverse! ..and sometimes just make us weep. But diversity will also make us deal with each other as stereotypes. If you are unwilling to accept others for who they are then you are pretty typical, really. The answers lie within you. Please quit asking me!

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Date Last Updated: August 10, 2002
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