We like ourselves enough to express ourselves as we choose. We are all different with different likes, inclinations and desires, yet we enjoy sharing with the group those things that make us better than others! The Inanity Club is neither a support group nor a debating society per se. The membership is unlikely to offer mutual support and is less than willing to discuss anything seriously. Mostly we waste each others' time by sharing stories, photos and our sisterhood! If you still think this is a place to be, you should consider getting a life.

The Inanity Club is not a 'Virtual World' organization. We are an on-line organization using the Internet to bring us together. An unspoken but important goal for each member is to avoid meeting her Sorority Sisters in real time in the real world!

Please be advised that The Inanity Club has changed the requirements and procedures for ascension to The Inanity Club. Consideration for membership in The Inanity Club is by self-selection and all are welcome. However, you must NOT be a member of that other sorority! We also ask you to answer the prime question... Why in god's name would you want to be a member of any sorority, much less the Inanity Club?

1. The candidate must submit her nomination, with photo, via e-mail to the Inanity Club.
2. When an Inanity Club officer gets around to it, the candidate will be inducted into the Inanity Club and added to the Membership pages.
3. The nominee is NOT expected to complete or return the application/questionnaire, as they probably have better things to do with their time.
4. A current Inanity Club member, in good standing, may black-ball the candidate.
5. Another current Inanity Club member, also in good standing, must second the black-ball.
6. Once seconded, the reasons (if any) for black-balling the candidate are published on these pages. Comments, preferably in the form of ridicule, are solicited.
7. If an Inanity Club officer feels persuaded by the black-balls and commentary, the candidate may be ejected from the Inanity Club. This decision is solely and completely at the discretion of Inanity Club officers. Candidates who find themselves ejected from the Inanity Club should consider it to be a blessing and a badge of honor, if they're smart. (Of course, smart women are not expected to nominate themselves for membership in the first place, but that's a sort of oxymorn, isn't it?)
8. If not black-balled, the former nominee becomes a pledge sister or probationary member. After the probationary period of 3 hours, the member has all the rights and privileges of membership including the ability to black-ball a candidate. No Inanity Club member shall be allowed to black-ball themselves. (I hate that we have to explain something like that!)
9. If a black-balled candidate still insists on joining, in spite of her shame, there is absolutely nothing to stop her. In fact, the three-hour probationary period will be waived in recognition of her chutzpah and our apathy.